Sunday, August 14, 2011

Ladillas - Da Borrachou Mayic Misteri Tur


Ladillas

Da Borrachou Mayic Misteri Tur

Por el Licenciado Mefistófeles Satanás

Da plein bos, da plein!  Güelcom tu da borrachou mayic misteri tur!  Ai am yur jos Jelipe to güelcom yu jir to Mecsicou!

Dis is da fauntain da pemex juer da plein of mai camote fel en ji romper jis jeta.

Dis is da bunker juer ai plai tu da soldados en ai guet dronc.

Dis perritou is neimed a chuchou...it is a mecsican dog dat is veri obediente...it meics gracias.

dis is mister slim...ji guorcs for mister charlie... Ju livs in dublin...ji is da big patrón.

Dis is monterrey...pipol vouted for mi jir...dey veri stupid...nou dis citi is arruineited.

Dis is chiapas juer a platillou voladour landed en out queim la maestra.

Dis is da big dor prison (puente grande) juer da patron chapo guac aut.

Dis is guanacevi...güi landed jir bai misteic...der is nofin jir...lets gou.

yu mos sin auer antem...it is veri isi...it gous mexicanous al grito de sha-la-la sha-la-la...yu sin tu?

Dis is da villa...ol yur politishons com en quis da peintin tu get da chicano vout...but ai quis da curas.

Dis is mai sister, da cocoa, shi guivs yu jer nalgas en is chip or do yu guan mai nalgas? Dey ar fri.

Dis is a narcofosa...gui guan tu meic guan as big as da gran canion to put ol mexicou in it.

mai contri is veri rich...güi jav da big big yacimientos da pendejous in da planet...gui jav da bes pendejous.

Yu shur yu don guan mai sister cocoa's nalgas? Dey ar veri quiut. Yu quen jav mai nalgas for fri!

Ai jav tu gou cagar...da soldados güil put da vallas tu protec mi juail ai tu cagar

Dis is toluca...yu bi querful if yu jav epilepsia...it coms veri fas jir!

dis is mai jaus and jir is juer ai romper mai jeta guif da triciclou.

Dis is da chorch juer ai guas monaguillo en di fader yus mi as a mujer.  En ai laic it.

Dis is mister jan ron...ai quenot toch jim...ji guorcs for mai big patron, mister Charlie.

Dis is da senat...it is ful of huevones...dey have meados comin from da ruf.

Dis is juer ai vomiteit juen ai get dronc...da soldados jav tu clin.

Dis is mai guaif Margarita...du yu guan jer nalgas? Shi is chip!

Dis is mister yenaro garcia luna...ji meics muvis chos lai yur spilber en iven more fantastic.

Tenquiu for tu visit mai contri...ai am veri agradeited...yu quen com in mai mauf if yu guan en ai guil sualou.

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